Rocky, my dearest reptilian friend (box turtle), you perplex me.
First of all, you hibernate. What does your brain do during this time? Do you have cool dreams or do you just get really, really bored?
Secondly, what's it like to be cold-blooded? I'm sorry I love the air-conditioner so much in the summer time, that must be kind of chilly for you. And I'm sorry that I forgot your heat lamp at home.
Do you like our new living arrangements in the Dollhouse? If not, I apologize, since you have been acting kind of funny lately, and I can't tell if it's because you're about to go into hibernation, or if you're just being lazy these days. Or if you hate me for moving you here, when you were perfectly happy back home.
What's it like to have a shell? Does it annoy you when it makes you trip and walk clumsily?
Do you miss your mom?
Are you lonely?
What does Roomie do when I'm gone? Anything embarrassing?
And last, but not least, would you be opposed to sharing my love with a puppy?
Love always,
me
